Dear santa
This year I've been a naughty boy and hurt loads of womens feelings, but it's only cos a future with them I couldn't help but not believe in, she has to be the perfect woman who makes my heart keep beating, one who I'll change my ways for so I know she'll never be leaving
I'm looking for a lady with an elegant touch, one who's kinda classy but as filthy as a slut, I know it's quite alot but I never ask for much just make sure that her pussy is very neatly cut
I don't want no bitch who's labia hangs low, or one whos minge dribbles like the dog Beethoven we all know, her feet have to be pretty it's not about dinosaur toes, full on respect for herself, not a sausage smoking hoe
I want her to be independent and not a benefit cheat, I don't want no little hood rat who's sat on nearly every mans meat, a girl who keeps her shoes on not leaving a club in her bare feet, one who doesn't piss in the gutter in the middle of the street
I'd like my lady to have her real hair no extensions or horse hair weave, her fake tan levels to be under control and not ruining my satin sheets, she's not allowed to be on twitter posting boobie wednesday picture tweets, them parts of her body are only allowed to be for only me
I'd like one who prefers to swallow cos she don't like cum inside her, plus it saves her wiping with my socks And becoming a baby breeder, I promise not to hurt her, become jealous or a feeder, I'll show her endless love and prove to her I'm a keeper!
Thank you big man!
