Monday 15 August 2011

Matthews request

As I lay in this bed with a pissy patch beneath me, dribbling like a cunt and no one wants to feed me, bed sores seepin with puss and chaffage round my ring piece, I'm waiting on the angels to come and realease me

My mums Concoction of medicines mixed up by my bedside, I'm gonna down it like a jäger while I remember the goodtimes, I'm felling hot and sweaty like a whitey when u get high, can't fight it anymore as my eyes slowly shut tight, 

Feel my heart pumping fast it's like it's popping out my chest, my hands grab on tight to the metal supports around the bed,  my mums shaking hand wipes my mouth and sweat away from my head, she crying uncontrollably screaming out I've killed him hes dead..

Monday 8 August 2011

Benefits

Some girls on benefits say they got a rough cut living, 3 baby's fathers and not a pot to piss in, yet out every weekend dancing and drinking, smoking 20 fags a day and too depressed to be working

They tell their friends they have been brought to their knees, raising 3 kids alone has been so hard for me, yet her Facebook pictures make that hard to believe, standin in a club with champagne while her kids are home alone asleep

These are the type of girls you find on Jeremy Kyle, so proud to be there and step on stage with a smile,   Can't wait to tell the nation she expecting a 4th child, so her benefits go up meaning more nights out on the tiles

It's so nice to see what we pay tax for, a baby breeding machine throwing shapes on the dancefloor, looking down at the world from her free flat on the top floor, of her towerblock dreams supplied by our governments councils

Thursday 4 August 2011

A REAL lady

A real lady wants some happiness followed by love along the way, to feel wanted and appreciated with a morning text everyday, 

She dosent want to be a burden or feel just like a chore, she want to pass the stage of being mans fuck buddy whore, 

She won't accept a man who 1st prioritys are not her, or a man who makes her suspicious when random acts occur

She likes a bit of drama and  a man to argue back, so you can kiss and make up again and destroy her in the sack

Upon concieving a baby she wants you to stand your ground, be affectionate and amazing, not shagging every slag that's around

Baby scan pictures will not be uploaded to social networking sites, nor will she post hateful comments about you after a big domestic fight

Benefit cheating is not an option so a hard working man it is to be, she will also be independent, not a housewife hooked on daytime t.v

She will put on a bit of weight every lady in a relationship does, so to help her not feel paro show her that extra bit of love

Don't hurt or break this lady or she will be a cunt, women are the most powerful creature on the plantet and end up with everything they fucking want!!

Tuesday 2 August 2011

Cheating haha

When a woman loves she means the real deal, her hearts on the line for what her mans made her feel, the butterflies still flutter with his romantic skills, his proudness he shows her for what she makes him feel, 

So why do we cheat when we got it made, turn a relationship round and into a game, going out every weekend trying to get laid, while our woman's at home singing our praise, 

Us men like attention and a woman's we like best, it's a confidence boost and a reality check, it put us on a high to lay a girl we just met, we see it like football putting the ball in the net,

We just need to make sure that we still got game, that our charm is alight a burning flame, in the back of our mind it hurts in a way, knowing if our woman found out it would cause her pain

Testosterone in us makes us take the chances, takes over our brain in women's advances, not thinking in split seconds and just likes to dive in, not thinking that it's at home where our heart is

The guilt eats away at us and we know we done wrong, but it helps us men keep our relationship still strong, it makes us make effort as we go along, which helps make our woman believe she is the one